- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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