- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

knock knock come in

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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