- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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