- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

WNBA

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Lil Wayne

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

get in the car.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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