- Anti Joke

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue