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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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