Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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