Jebron Lames.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

knock knock whos there? nobody

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What are annoying? Ads.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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