Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Sir, your wife is dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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