Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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