You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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The GOV and the WHO?

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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tea with milk?

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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