- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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