- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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