- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont they make black forks

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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