sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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How high is the sky? True or False

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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