What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

tea with milk?

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

read me write me

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Fine, ladies first.

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Then none of us want to be right.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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