Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Boner

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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