- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Lololol

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??