- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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