- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

A jew enters a mall.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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