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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

i like men but im not gay

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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