- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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