A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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