- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

ask me if im a door yes

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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