- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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