- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

If youre African, why are you white?

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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