- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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