- Anti Joke

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Everybody will die

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.