What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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Japan

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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