- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

ask me if im a door yes

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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