Why is this joke funny It isn't

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

your face

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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