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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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