- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

A storm be brewin!

A mormon walks into a bar.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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