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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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A man walked into a bar owch

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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knock knock go away!!!

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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