What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

ure mama's so fat

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Sloths

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

13 =B you just learned something

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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