I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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