- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womans having rights.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Anthony sucks

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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