Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Soccer...

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Charlie Sheen is winning

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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