- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

I like touching my boobs

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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