What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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Anti Joke

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