How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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