- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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