Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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A jew enters a mall.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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