Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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Rebecca Black's career.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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Justin Bieber.

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Anti Joke

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