Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

homosexual rights to marriage

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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