- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

nolan is gay

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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