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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What's your blood type? Red.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

A Mormon walks into a bar.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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