- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

homosexual rights to marriage

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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