Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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