What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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