When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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