A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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