Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Well, there's one way...

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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Feminism

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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