what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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Anti Joke

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