Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Sam Hengal.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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