- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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