Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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