- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Kameron Brown is gay.

Laugh.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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