- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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