What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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A hill billy went fishing

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Vagina cream... end of story

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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