The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Connor is homosexuaI

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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