- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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