- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

AIDS.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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