What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Rebecca Black.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

What are annoying? Ads.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Women's rights

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

I literally died laughing

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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