- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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can you touch your toes? no

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

haha black people :D

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