- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What has two legs? Half a cat

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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