- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

can you touch your toes? no

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