A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

A woman wears a dress.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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