Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Your existance.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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