What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

Who's Micheal Jackson?

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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