Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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A woman wears a dress.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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