how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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