- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Face...the other white meat!

hey hey apple

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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