Nothing. He made it home safely.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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derp

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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Beka has AIDS

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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