One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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No antijoke here.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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