- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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