How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

Get up Look in the mirror

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

gay pom...

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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