Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

A black man has a job.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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