what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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