Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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8===D

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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okay so theres this guy.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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