- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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