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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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