- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

Boner

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

osama bin laden is dead

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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