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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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