- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

my wife out of the kitchen

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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