- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Men

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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